Shut Up Fifth Element you are so fine

Look at you. Your costumes are by Jean Paul-freaking-Gaultier:

  You have Milla Jovovich with minimal dialogue:

Your villain is Gary Oldman with a flavour saver and an over-sized orthopedic shoe.

You have an operetta in space in a space-opera film. With hip-hop stylings!

The good guys are literally Mighty Ducks, not just the symbolic, anthropomorphic sports-team kind:

And IMDB puts you 19th on it's list of best-sci-fi/fantasy movies of the last twenty years?  Beneath Avatar!? Really?

Really. But that's okay.

Sort of.