On one of my final shifts at Sunglass Hut, I found myself admiring some bogans. Not for their well-dyed neck curls but for their pants. They were baggy. They left everything to the imagination, not like almost all other jeans which leave nothing to be considered, except for perhaps where, and how, guys have been tucking their wangs for this all time.
Which has been along time. So long that people have forgotten that tight jeans were verboten for a long time. And when they first came back most people mocked them. "Why don't you just wear girl's jeans?" said doubters would ask, not realizing they'd very soon be doing the same.
So I'm telling you here, and now, that maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday soon, our nether regions will be once more free to wander in unfettered, unclenched bundles of fabrics.
And for visual proof, when I blag on about how I think looser, baggier trousers are due to make a come back, this is what I'm talking about:
Also note the mixture of natural fibres and plastic fabrics. Remember when I garbled on about plastic fantastic and how it was coming back? (After all, AQUA are coming to town) Well here it is. There's also a touch of lumberjack in the cross-hatch print, for all of those bearded, pressed flannelette wearing chaps.
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